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There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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