i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Its about making memories worth repressing
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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