You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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