I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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