I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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