I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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