Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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