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That's how twitter works, right?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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