We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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