let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
