So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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