quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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