Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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