bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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