Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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