Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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