operation harelip BJ is a go
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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