im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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