nut hugger
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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