So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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