At least make sure they are 18
Why
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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