Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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