I love black thongs
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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