i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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