Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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