During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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