Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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