How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
