Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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