I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
You're earring is so big in my mouth
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Success! We fucked roommates!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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