so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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