Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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