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That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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