Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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