I think i sorta joined a cult last night
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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