Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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