ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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