I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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