Fuck appropriateness.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
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pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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