just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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