no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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