Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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