we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
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So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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