Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
We left an ass print on the piano.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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