from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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