You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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