where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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