You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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