So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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