But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
only you would photoshop your dick
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she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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