Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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