So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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