he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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