You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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