but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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