Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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